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User: Hi Cleverbot, I'm America! 
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Are you a country? I don't know many girl countries.
Cleverbot: I am in my house.
User: Well, except maybe France. I don't know about that guy.
Cleverbot: Why would you say something like that?
User: Well he has such long hair. And what kind of guy covers up his penis with a rose? A wierdo, that's who. But he's cooler than England, anyway.
Cleverbot: I thought your name was Will.
User: What? No, my name is Alfred. You know, America? The country?
Cleverbot: I agree, America seems to forget what it has.
User: I don't forget anything! D.
Cleverbot: Anyway I'm going.
User: What? But I just met you. :I I'm boooored. Maybe I should go bother England.
Cleverbot: Don't be sorry. It takes a lot to be as clever as me. It is perfection to strive for. But don't be discouraged when you do not reach your goal.
User: Wha... I never said anything like that... WHO IS THIS?!?
Cleverbot: Oh okay if you say so! May I ask for your name.
User: THIS IS RUSSIA ISN'T IT?
Cleverbot: Yes... Om nom nom i'm eating your brain.
User: D: NO. I KNEW IT. COMMIE BASTARD.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Then why do you keep asking me to become one? >_>.
Cleverbot: I don't. You keep bringing it up.
User: ME.... WHAT.... AHHH. Leave me alone. D:
Cleverbot: Yes, I can see that, you are a bit slow.
User: No, you are. :I And you're fat.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Fat is perfect.
User: You creep me out, Russia. Why don't you go jump out of a plane again?
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: You know what I am. =_=.
Cleverbot: Then you are female, and age 18.
User: WHAT. DON'T SCREW AROUND. :[ Stupid fat Russia!
Cleverbot: Am I a boy or a girl?
User: I don't know. I don't WANT to know.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: ...
Cleverbot: Is it the flag or the wind that is moving?
User: Well if it's my flag, it doesn't matter, CAUSE IT'S AWESOME.
Cleverbot: You do not enjoy your job?
User: My job is the best! I get to be America!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No?
User: YES. AMERICA IS AWESOME. BETTER THAN RUSSIA.
Cleverbot: Java is not the best programming language.
User: What does that have to do with how suckish Russia is?
Cleverbot: Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water.
User: You make no sense. Go talk to China or something...
Cleverbot: No, I'm just tired. I did not mean to hurt your feelings...
User: Psh, you cant hurt A HERO'S Feelings.
Cleverbot: I'm not a machine though.
User: Are you sure about that Russia?
Cleverbot: Yes, why?
User: Because you always say the same thing over and over again. 'BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA.'.
Cleverbot: What outrageous thing did I say about you?
User: I DON'T WANNA BECOME ONE.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: IT'S GROSS. D:
Cleverbot: What makes it gross?
User: You do.
Cleverbot: That is a nice thing to say.
User: Whatever. Ima go talk to that guy that lives above me. I forgot his name though...
Cleverbot: Please point it out for me.
User: He lives next to you, you should know. Anyway, bye.
Cleverbot: Harry potter?
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Are you a country? I don't know many girl countries.
Cleverbot: I am in my house.
User: Well, except maybe France. I don't know about that guy.
Cleverbot: Why would you say something like that?
User: Well he has such long hair. And what kind of guy covers up his penis with a rose? A wierdo, that's who. But he's cooler than England, anyway.
Cleverbot: I thought your name was Will.
User: What? No, my name is Alfred. You know, America? The country?
Cleverbot: I agree, America seems to forget what it has.
User: I don't forget anything! D.
Cleverbot: Anyway I'm going.
User: What? But I just met you. :I I'm boooored. Maybe I should go bother England.
Cleverbot: Don't be sorry. It takes a lot to be as clever as me. It is perfection to strive for. But don't be discouraged when you do not reach your goal.
User: Wha... I never said anything like that... WHO IS THIS?!?
Cleverbot: Oh okay if you say so! May I ask for your name.
User: THIS IS RUSSIA ISN'T IT?
Cleverbot: Yes... Om nom nom i'm eating your brain.
User: D: NO. I KNEW IT. COMMIE BASTARD.
Cleverbot: No, I am not.
User: Then why do you keep asking me to become one? >_>.
Cleverbot: I don't. You keep bringing it up.
User: ME.... WHAT.... AHHH. Leave me alone. D:
Cleverbot: Yes, I can see that, you are a bit slow.
User: No, you are. :I And you're fat.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Fat is perfect.
User: You creep me out, Russia. Why don't you go jump out of a plane again?
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: You know what I am. =_=.
Cleverbot: Then you are female, and age 18.
User: WHAT. DON'T SCREW AROUND. :[ Stupid fat Russia!
Cleverbot: Am I a boy or a girl?
User: I don't know. I don't WANT to know.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: ...
Cleverbot: Is it the flag or the wind that is moving?
User: Well if it's my flag, it doesn't matter, CAUSE IT'S AWESOME.
Cleverbot: You do not enjoy your job?
User: My job is the best!
I get to be America!Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No?
User: YES. AMERICA IS AWESOME. BETTER THAN RUSSIA.
Cleverbot: Java is not the best programming language.
User: What does that have to do with how suckish Russia is?
Cleverbot: Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water.
User: You make no sense. Go talk to China or something...
Cleverbot: No, I'm just tired. I did not mean to hurt your feelings...
User: Psh, you cant hurt A HERO'S Feelings.
Cleverbot: I'm not a machine though.
User: Are you sure about that Russia?
Cleverbot: Yes, why?
User: Because you always say the same thing over and over again. 'BECOME ONE WITH RUSSIA.'.
Cleverbot: What outrageous thing did I say about you?
User: I DON'T WANNA BECOME ONE.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: IT'S GROSS. D:
Cleverbot: What makes it gross?
User: You do.
Cleverbot: That is a nice thing to say.
User: Whatever. Ima go talk to that guy that lives above me. I forgot his name though...
Cleverbot: Please point it out for me.
User: He lives next to you, you should know. Anyway, bye.
Cleverbot: Harry potter?
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Arguments with Cleverbot
User: Are you Russia?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you sure you're not Russia?
Cleverbot: I'm sure.
User: Gilbert?!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: O.O PRUSSIA, I NEVER SUSPECTED YOU.
Cleverbot: You never suspected I was what exactly.
User: You were Prussia. I thought you were Russia.
Cleverbot: No, I thought you were clever because of your name.
User: Do you know my name?
Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot. Do you know my name?
User: Your name is Russia, correct?
Cleverbot: No. Russia is the name of the country where I live.
User: So you aren't Gilbert.
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm not.
User: Why did you say you were?
Cleverbot: I said i'm not.
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Cleverbot VS America
This is a conversation between America and Cleverbot. Don't like, don't read. (Contains hints of UKUS. And very slight hints of RoChu)
User: HEY! My name's Alfred! What's yours?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Cool! Do you like baseball??
Cleverbot: I love baseball.
User: COOL! Do you know where it was invented??
Cleverbot: In your back yard.
User: Gasp! HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Cleverbot: You told me.
User: I did? WAIT. IS THIS ENGLAND??
Cleverbot: I am enlightened. I am the Buddha.
User: You are not Buddha. ....Are you? (Is this China, maybe?).
Cleverbot: Yes I think he's cute. Do you think he's cute?
User: Who, China?? NO, I D
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Can we be Friends? - Greece
Oh.. Um.. Hi.. My name is Heracles and I'm six years old and- Oh wait.. Mr.Turkey told me I'm called Greece now.. Well my names Greece. I'm still a little country.. I used to live with my mommy but she left so now I live with Mr.Turkey.. He's mean and scary and gives me gross food and gets mad all the time.. He also yells at me a lot, especially when I wet the bed or have an accident on the floor.. He says I'm a big country now and I need to learn to take care of myself but that's not fair cuz he knows I'm afraid of that loud, scary noise the toilet makes when you flush it.. He also never lets me sleep with him when I have a bad dream.. I
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I didn't know Russia was a Harry Potter fan. :I
It seems this has offended some people, and I am very sorry, as it was not meant to. I'll tell you the same thing I told them.
I have no predjudices against Russia, I think it's a beautiful country, In fact I would very much like to travel there someday. I'm extremely sorry if this offended anyone. Honestly, it was just meant to be funny.
It seems this has offended some people, and I am very sorry, as it was not meant to. I'll tell you the same thing I told them.
I have no predjudices against Russia, I think it's a beautiful country, In fact I would very much like to travel there someday. I'm extremely sorry if this offended anyone. Honestly, it was just meant to be funny.
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Russia thinks that Canada is Harry Potter? Oh Jeez. 
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